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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Liar

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Why must you mingle lies and cookies in your mouth!
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Comic for 2019.12.31
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – In Love

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The next time someone tells you they want to remember a moment forever, just shout ‘dolphin dongs!’ as loud as you can.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Women and Children

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Somehow I feel this could be made into a metaphor for human governance.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Soulmates

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The key to success in marriage is to make each other so weird that nobody else would accept you.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Love

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That second panel will be the cover of the eventual SMBC parenting book.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Policy

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Really, you should just have one half of each country as the control group and half as the experiment group.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Dogs

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I take pride in that SMBC is the only comic that survives despite actively hating on everyone’s pets.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Spicy

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I believe this is technically possible, and I hereby make a no-liability dare.
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