Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Virginity

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The real trick is demanding diamonds in order to avoid things you already thought were gross.

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Have I mentioned lately that me and Kelly wrote a book about future science and technology that’s LOADED with brand new comics? It’s called SOONISH, and jeez, we’d appreciate if you’d grab a copy.

 


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Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them | Bored Panda


James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call dad goals – though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he’s showing no signs of stopping.

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Seriously, WHAT?

I post this cartoon every May 1st because it’s exactly how I feel. In fact, just yesterday I told the kids, “April is going to be busy, you guys.” Kate said, “Mom, April’s over.” And I was like, “WHAT?!”

Then I said, “Oh my gosh, we basically just lived the cartoon I’m posting tomorrow.”

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Sexy Games

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Intimacy is about ten percent as important as winning.

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This is apparently the week of dirty jokes.


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Body Positivity Win: Dove Released A Shock Collar… | ClickHole

Finally, here’s someone taking on body positivity in a way that actually feels constructive! Beauty company Dove knows that everyone, no matter their shape or size, should love the way they look, and its latest product furthers that cause: Dove is releasing a shock collar for women that can send over 5,000 volts of electricity through a woman’s body whenever she doubts her own beauty!Um, yes please? Goodbye, insecurities—hello, awesome!

Source: Body Positivity Win: Dove Released A Shock Collar… | ClickHole