I tried this on a seven year old and it didn’t work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.
Hey geeks! We’ve sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one’s definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!
We’re also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.
Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Flying
Source: Comic for 2017.09.19
Alternate formulation: kids have energy but no power. Adults have power, but are tired and would like to sit and drink coffee for a few hours.
Seattle BAHFest tickets are selling fast. Don’t miss your chance to see me, Henry Reich, Sarah Andersen, and more!
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Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Kids vs. Adults
Source: Comic for 2017.09.17