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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Wisdom

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She is like a ghost who is very concerned about purchasing organic food products.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – In Love

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The next time someone tells you they want to remember a moment forever, just shout ‘dolphin dongs!’ as loud as you can.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Women and Children

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Somehow I feel this could be made into a metaphor for human governance.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Soulmates

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The key to success in marriage is to make each other so weird that nobody else would accept you.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Love

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That second panel will be the cover of the eventual SMBC parenting book.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Policy

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Really, you should just have one half of each country as the control group and half as the experiment group.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Dogs

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I take pride in that SMBC is the only comic that survives despite actively hating on everyone’s pets.

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