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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Comedy

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I think I might be doing this to my own kids on accident.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Tell My Wife

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That number might’ve been even smaller if she didn’t stop complaining about my application of stats to our relationship.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Flying

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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn’t work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.

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Hey geeks! We’ve sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one’s definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!

We’re also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Kids vs. Adults

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Alternate formulation: kids have energy but no power. Adults have power, but are tired and would like to sit and drink coffee for a few hours.

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Seattle BAHFest tickets are selling fast. Don’t miss your chance to see me, Henry Reich, Sarah Andersen, and more!


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Royalty

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I’m so royal, my family tree looks like crochet.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Pictograms

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Of course, we can only attempt to intuit that it hates itself, but we have robust circumstantial evidence.

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